Yeah, maybe you should have asked that girl that you thought was cute out on a date when you first hung out? Or that second time? Or that fifth time? But nahhhh, now it's too late. You've already been evaluted and chances are you're in the friend zone. Or maybe you're not on either ladder. You're just in no man's land. But have no fear, you can always feel it out. Right? Do some chicken-shit flirting? I mean, it sucks to go that route, but when you have no other choice, what else can you do? The thing to remember is...hope is your enemy. Let's face it - your chances are already low. I'm talking like someone hitting a golf ball up in the sky and having it land on one of your toes, and have it be the one toe that's broken and have it hit it in such a way that it gives you a heart attack and your head explodes due to the blood pressure. But yeah. No hope. Just read it and take it as it is. Here's some help:

WAYS TO TELL THAT THE GIRL ISN'T INTO YOU IN THAT WAY:
1) When greeting you via some kind of online medium (text, email, IM, etc.), she
a) Never says hi first. You do.
b) When she does reply to your greetings, she says one of the following: "Hey pal", "Hey man", "Hey dude", "Hey buddy". EVEN WORSE: Replace all of the "Hey"s with "Wsup"s. EVEN WORSE: "Sup n*gga", "sup boy", "yo"
c) Takes 20 minutes to reply to your messages. EVEN WORSE: Leaves suddenly. EVEN WORSE: While you're responding to a question.

2) You never go beyond the online medium, because phone conversations are obviously:
a) One-sided
b) 2 minutes long before she has to go eat dinner. EVEN WORSE: Watch TV. EVEN WORSE: Someone else is calling (read: more important than you). EVEN WORSE: "something else" THE WORST: "Take a shit" (and that's what she says). Realize too that all of these are not lies. They are just more important or interesting than talking to you, which means there's a potential for you to be less interesting than taking a shit.
c) Extremely awkward and forced.

2)In person, greets you with a weak ass hug. EVEN WORSE: greets you with a handshake. EVEN WORSE: a slap on the back. EVEN WORSE: a head nod. EVEN WORSE: That half-props, half-hug that only dudes do. THE WORST: Nothing at all. Your existence means nothing to her, unless she needs something.

3) Asks you for your male opinion on things. EVEN WORSE: Asks for your male opinion on a guy. EVEN WORSE: Asks for your male opinion on bedroom behavior with a guy that she's seeing.

4) Says one of the following to you in conversation, (Goes in order from best to absolute worse)
a) "Someday you'll find a good girl..you deserve her" ("and that good girl isn't me")
b) "You're like my best friend" (Can it be anymore clear?? You're done dude.)
c) "You're like a brother to me". EVEN WORSE: "You're like an uncle to me" THE WORST: "You remind me of my dad!" (Unless you live in the midwest, you can probably assume that you're not getting anywhere)
d) "You don't have any confidence" (This one was actually said to me. WTF. I had to laugh at it tho, cuz it's so "in yo face!")

If any of those happen to you, then it's best that you look elsewhere. And you should anyways.